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Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months. Read in full at Lawyers and computers...
- Word processors never display a cursor.- You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.- All monitors display inch-high letters.- High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some...
Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data, but...
"Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?" -- Bill Gates, 1981"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of...
How do you fix a broken tuba?With a tuba glue. Read in full at Broken tuba?...
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly...
Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break."What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor."My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed."How did he break it, Emily?""I hit him over...
On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken." A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned...
A little rural town had one of the highest birth rates in the country and this phenomenon attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk...
A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hopeyou don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?""He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.""Oh,...
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