Joke Published on August 12th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there.”What happened?” asks the first officer.”Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail.”"Good grief,” says the second officer. “Didn’t we have one covered in
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