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A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief wedding ceremony in front of the congregation. For the...
A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has...
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she...
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she...
It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed in to bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding...
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister...
Cletus took Maynard to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's Bench. After the game, Cletus asked Maynard how he liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but...
- It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.- They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and...
A rabbi was called to a Miami Beach Nursing Home to perform a wedding.An anxious old man met him at the door. The rabbi sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions....
When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea...
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