Posted on January 31st, 2007 in
Religious Jokes
Three married men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter asked each one of them, how many times they have cheated their wives.
First Man: Never!
St. Peter checked his book and gave him a Rolls-Royce to drive during his stay in heaven.
Second Man: Aah, about 25-30 times.
St. Peter gave him a Ford Pinto.
Third Man: Maybe, 400-500 times.
St. Peter gave him a bicycle.
A few months later, the three met up . The Pinto driver and the bicycle rider were surprised as they noticed the Rolls-Royce man was very sad.
Second and Third Men: Why the sad face?
First Man: I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!
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