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The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)- In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired...
The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)- Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.-...
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out...
One day, three men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor. After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?""Yes doctor, im right here," he said...
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."-Patrick, age 10"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."-Hannah, age 9Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."-Michael, age 14"Stay away...
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."- Kyoyo, age 11"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."-Amir, age 9"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."-Kellie, age 11"If...
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU""The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)HOW A PERSON LEARNS...
I recently took my 5 kids to the Naval Air Museum in Pensacola Florida (a great museum and free admission). They have one room that is full of real cockpits for the kids to sit...
Funny Emo Joke 1 An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society. Funny Emo Joke 2 Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It...
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