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Tip Top Shape

A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35-year-old....

Hell’s in bad shape

There was a fence that divided Heaven from Hell. One day God notices that the devil's side is in pretty bad shape. It is falling down, badly in need of paint, weeds growing up around...

Healthy Jokes

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: How can...

Healthy Question and Answers Jokes

>>Healthy Question: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? Healthy Answer: Your heart is good for only so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually....

A Pirate’s Tale

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a...

Respectfully Cheating

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary."Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that...

Funny Easter Jokes

Easter Joke 1 What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York! Easter Joke 2 What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?...

Funny Witch Jokes

Witch Joke 1 What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service. Witch Joke 2 Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always...

Funny Barbie Doll Jokes

Barbie Doll Joke 1 There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall Barbie Doll Joke 2 There is a new Barbie...

Funny Food Jokes

Food Joke 1 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, What's SHAKING! Food Joke 2 One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As...