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You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with. You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from...
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.- Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"- MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."- Saks 5th...
American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they...
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record...
- There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance,...
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. - An applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. - An applicant wore...
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual questions that have been asked by job candidates. "What is it that you people do at this company?""What...
The computer company, where my wife works, distributed a corporate-clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (Control) and the other Esc (Escape), just as they look on a computer...
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy...
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders...
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