Four-Letter Surgery

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Which Came First

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. It's in the Bible. God removed Adam's rib while he...

Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!- Spot! Spot! Come back with that!...

Letter From Mom

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Letter of the Law

On October 13, 1944, the Durham N. C. Sun Reported that a Durhamite had been brought before a Judge Wison in traffic court for having parked his car on a restricted street right in front of a...

Couldn’t Spell

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband."Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay,...

$100 Prayer

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From the Heart

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Planting Flowers

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The Naming of Canada

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Two Patients

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day...