Posted on November 21st, 2007 in
Christmas Jokes
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:
Funny Christmas Carol 1
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
Funny Christmas Carol 2
He’s makin’ a list, chicken and rice.
Funny Christmas Carol 3
Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
Funny Christmas Carol 4
Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel.
Funny Christmas Carol 5
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Funny Christmas Carol 6
We three kings of porridge and tar
Funny Christmas Carol 7
With the jelly toast proclaim
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