No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly- We three kings of porridge and tar- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me- Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire.-
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