Posted on March 20th, 2010 in
Funny Jokes,
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
I didn’t wan’t to make you cry.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary Lee.
Mary lee who?
Mary Lee we roll along.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
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62 responses to Free Funny Knock Knock Jokes
all of u losers have lame jokes. those jokes where so horrible, they made me cill my uncle! so now i want u to go to www.storieboek.blogspot.com so there u can tell me jokes and i will laugh. the one with the best jokes can win R100! so go onto my blog and tell me some jokes! then i can put ur jokes onto my blog! all of u fat losers might want to read a little bit so that u can know how to spell! lol! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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you:knock knock
other person:who’s there
you: my momma goes
other person:my momma goes who
you:no your momma goes blw-blw-blw-blw.
lol! i like this one.
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why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers.
because they can wash and resell there crack.
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0.K got one
knock knock
whos there?
boo who?
boo hoo stop crying!!
knock knock
whos there?
i’ll
i’ll who i’ll hit you
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here is a good one for you people!
There once was an elephant and a naked man. The elephant asked the man”how do you breath through such a small hole?”
i thought it was pretty funny!1 better than some of these other ones they suck!!
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yo momma so ugly she makes onion’s cry!;))
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u funny
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knock knock
whos there
who
who what
who owl owl
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These jokes are so damn stupid omg wow wow wow i’d rather watching static then read these damn jokes
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I got one:
Q. what do skeletons do for charity?
A. Sell rattle tickets.
Knock Knock
Whos there
ima
ima who?
Ima hump you
haha.
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lol these are really good jokes guys
i have 1
knock knock
whos there?
ilean
ilean who?
ilean while you push
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That’s a really good one ……keep manking good ones when u loose ur viginity u should say dat joke hahahhahah u”ll crak them up I’m telling u
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thease suk make som good 1s
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knock knck
who’s there
indect
indect who
fuck you to
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knock knock
whos there?
cows go!
cows go who?
cows dont go who they go moo
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knock knock.
who’s there?
boo.
boo who?
boo you. !!
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who wants to hear something funny
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hahahaaaaa iiiii there so not funny nerds
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How sad are these
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ur momma so nasty she likes 2 chew on her mommas incontenant pads n blow bubbles lmao
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knock knock
whos there
yo momma
yo momma who
yo momma’s dead
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yor mamas so fat she went past the t.v we missed half the movie!!!!!!
lol
lol
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LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
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these r so funny
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what do u call a soilder’s son
a son of a gun
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so a blonde walkes in to the library and says “CAN I PLZ HAVE A FRIES AND A COKE?” then the libriarn says this is a library” then the blond says “oh sorry, (whisper)can i plz have a fries and a coke.
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oh my gosh lol these r so funny
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Okay
Knock Knock who their
Tim
Tim Who
Tim the tool man taner
Knock knock
who their simpsons
simpsons who
Barth cool guy
Okay I was walking to this church and I thought it was a church on Sunday it was Furel like someone past so i went out of the church i told this to my brother he was laughing so hard
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Yo Mama So Poor When I Press The Door Bell She Shouts “DING!”
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE JOKES ABOUT YO MAMA
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Hey Yo Those Jokes R No Good they R Rubbish man cept Achmad I was laphing My Head Of when I Heard it on tv. infact I got one my self.
Why Was tiger in the toilets?
Becouse He was looking foer pooh.
HAHHAHAHAHA!
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yo mama is so fat that she sord elephant and she sead we are the famely we are the famely
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knock knock
whoes ther
like mike
like mike who
the basekit ball pleya
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your moms so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa pmsl HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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knock knock whos there tash tash who me lol
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I got a joke
Your mamas so damn skiney…..she had a green pea and thought she was pregnent
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your momma so stupid when we caught her putting lipstick on her 4 head she said she was trying to make up her mind
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
ILLYA
ILLYA WHO?
ILLYA UGLY AS FUCK
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knock knock
whos there?
awonop
awonopwho
lool
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Now everyone is talking about the American economy and eclections, nice to read something different. Eugene
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Nice jokes…
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i’m with Matt, these are shitty jokes and i don’t understand anyone who thinks there is even an ounce of humour in them. they are for 5 year olds, and the comments are posted mostly by the illiterate.
but achmed gets the cake-lol
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lol that joke is the best one i loke the one the is his mother lol the best
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these jokes all really gay
except for the eat mop who? one
u should all be ashamed for posting such shitty generic jokes
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haha achmed wins! saw that on yt!
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Like Achmed the dead terrorist:
knock knock
who’s there?
Me, I kill You!
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LOOK FATTY , THATS THERE JOKES , NOT URS . STUPID NEED SOME TEACHIN HUH ?
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look who are you to call someone fat!! okay as far as we know you could be some fat perverted old person that actually took the time to put his double quarter pounder down for two seconds to write a comment!
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hahahaahahahaha GET SUM REAL funny FRIKEN JOKS GOSH INSTEAD OF LAFFIN I WAS PISSIN MA SELF THER JOKZ
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i got a good knock knock joke you start:
person one:”knock, knock”
person tow:Who’s there?
person one: hhaha that’s the JOKE!!!
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these jokes made mi head explode. they’re really good. no, great!
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there was this blonde who really needed a microwave so she went to this store and asked this man how much is this microwave and he said Sorry we dont sell microwaves to blonds. So she comes back the next day with blue hair and said how much for this microwave and he said sorry we still dont sell microwaves to blonds. so she comes back to the store the next day and says how much for this microwave and he said sorry we still dont sell microwaves to blonds. so she says well how do u no if i am a blond i have different hair colores and he said that is not a microwave that is a tv!
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are you sure she wasnt a brunette?lol
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knock knock
who’s there?
ineedap
ineedap who
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i needap to fuck you!!!!!
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knock knock
who’s there?
eatmap
eatmap who?
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its funny
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yo mama is so skinney she uses a band aid as a maxi pad lol funny shit
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good jokes
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your mums so fat shes like god
shes everwhere
LOL
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hunny only in your dreams!!
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these are really good jokes.
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knock knock
whos there
everything in jennies pocketbook
everything in jennies pocketbook who
imma steal everything in jennies pocketbook
n then hit u in the head with it
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