Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
I didn’t wan’t to make you cry.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary Lee.
Mary lee who?
Mary Lee we roll along.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
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ALL THESE JOKES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I LOVE U BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!111
Take a kiss …….
muah………..
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bad jokes
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I’m not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We’ll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you’re not alone
Holla if you feel that you’ve been down the same road
You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay ‘em
But you won’t take this thing out these words before I say ‘em
Cause ain’t no way I’m let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say ‘em or do something I do it, I don’t give a damn
What you think, I’m doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it’s gassed up, if a thing’s stopping me
I’mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I’m tearing down your balcony
No if ands or buts don’t try to ask him why or how can he
From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he’s still shit’n
Whether he’s on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shit’s his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He’s married to the game, like a fuck you for christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the earth he’s got the urge
To pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the universe
I’m not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We’ll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you’re not alone
Holla if you feel that you’ve been down the same road
Ok quit playin’ with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn’t have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it’s a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your feelings, instead of getting crowned you’re getting capped
And to the fans, I’ll never let you down again, I’m back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let’s be honest, that last Relapse CD was “ehhhh”
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain’t going back to that now
All I’m tryna say is get back, click-clack BLAOW
Cause I ain’t playin’ around
There’s a game called circle and I don’t know how
I’m way too up to back down
But I think I’m still tryna figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn’t
This fucking black cloud still follow’s me around
But it’s time to exercise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!
I’m not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We’ll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you’re not alone
Holla if you feel that you’ve been down the same road
And I just can’t keep living this way
So starting today, I’m breaking out of this cage
I’m standing up, Imma face my demons
I’m manning up, Imma hold my ground
I’ve had enough, now I’m so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now
It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through
And don’t even realise what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead
No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise
To focus soley on handling my responsibility’s as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it
You couldn’t lift a single shingle on it
Cause the way I feel, I’m strong enough to go to the club
Or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I’m raising the bar, I shoot for the moon
But I’m too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and
I’m not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We’ll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you’re not alone
Holla if you feel that you’ve been down the same road
NOT BAD HEY????
i typed that out myself i didnt just go get the lyrics that would be week ya know? Do you like this song i know its old but its still awesome. easily the best recovery song
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heck no
1. love the way you lie
2. no love
3. 25 to life
4. space bound
5. not afraid
thats the order from best to worst. there all got songs though obviously because this is the top 5
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duuuuuuuuuuuuuude dont even get me started on the recovery album………..(best album ever made)
BUT levi’s got it all wrong
1. Love the way you lie(agreed)
2. 25 to life
3. Not afraid
4. You’re never over(only on deluxe editon)
5. Cold wind blows
NOW THAT IS THE TOP 5 LEVI AND YOU BETTER KNOW IT
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Free Funny Knock Knock Jokes
BUMMMMM HOLE
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knock knock
whose there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting C…
MMMMOOOOOO!!!!!
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knock knock
who’s there?
not you!
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knock knock
whos there
charlie
charlie who
charlie brown
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knock knock whos thair? good man good man who? good man you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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knock knock, whos there? mexican? mexican who? give me ur beans bimbo!
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knock knock
whose there
big balls
big balls who big balls up yo butt
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knock knock
whos there?
open
open who?
OPEN THE FUCKIN BAG BITCH!!!!!
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knock knock
whos there
owls
owls who
thats right! owls hoo!
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dude your a fag. you think ur sweet cuz you can swear. i know your kind. little kids are looking at these so quit swearing its not that cool. some day when you old like me (58) you will understand ok?
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if you want some real funny jokes iu got them cause most of these are bull.
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knock knock
whos there
you
you who
thats no way to call a ladie
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2 vaginas mt each other at the mall .the 1st vagina said do you know where the pen is is .the 2 nd vagina said no but i know where 2 balls are so they went on there way and found da pen is between da 2bals.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lord Voldemort
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Fat
Fat who?
Yo mama
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HOW FUNNY R THESE JOKES? ANSWER- NOT AT ALL,IF THESE R FUNNY THEN IVE GOPT BUSHY HAIR LOL DICKHEADS
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Knock Nnock
Who’s There
Your Best Friend John and Ill always be there for you!!
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hey im sorry but this joke ia terrible THUMBS DOWN
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There were 2 construction workers: John and Mark. Their company is in the process of creating a building – so far it is 3 stories but its just the wooden frame; no windows or anything – just wholes. Well Mark is on the second floor and he needs a hand saw. He doesn’t feel like going all the way down stairs to get it so he calls his buddy John outside through the window. John barely heard his name as it is but finally noticed Mark calling him. Mark kept asking John for a hand saw but John could not hear him for nothing; Mark decides to use sign language — I (points to his eye) need (points to his knee)a hand saw (uses his right hand to cut off his left hand). John understood him and puts his thumbs up. Next thing you know, John starts jacking off to Mark. Mark gets furious – he is embarrassed and goes down stairs to get it himself. He goes up and tells John “Dude, what the hell is your problem? Why the hell are you jacking off to me in front of everybody? I was telling you that I needed a hand saw!” John looks at Mark and starts laughing and says “I know that’s what you said,” (Mark is confused) “I was telling you that I was cumming!” hahahahaha
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hey all! ur jokes are halarious…. but songs are way better…. go on my website (heartbreakers1231@weebly.com) it is awesome.
btw…. knock knock
whose there?
ach
ach who?
BLESS YOU! LOL!!
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hey yoll your knock knock jokes are harilorsily funny you should make one up of rocky ps. am using some of your funny knock knock jokes for my homework\youll get ttht creidit i liked chimmeny cricket i cracked up
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u so lame! thiz iz a real knock knock joke knock knock whos there im lame im lame who im lamer than yo daddys dick so small.lol shut the fuck up and get it straight boo boo bitch
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this ones gud i like it yar
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you suck DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I !@#$%^&*()__?>:”{+)(*&^%$#@@!@#%^& your mamma
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Knock Knock
Whos there
Im
Im who
Im funny
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Orange
Orange who
Orange you glad I’m telling you a Knock Knock Joke?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there
Yabigen
Yabigen who
Yabigen your nose again?
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GREAT JOKE JOHN HAHAHAHAHA
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very funny john NOOOTTTT!!!!!!
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THATS ONE GREAT JOKE JOHN! NO JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA
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all of u losers have lame jokes. those jokes where so horrible, they made me cill my uncle! so now i want u to go to www.storieboek.blogspot.com so there u can tell me jokes and i will laugh. the one with the best jokes can win R100! so go onto my blog and tell me some jokes! then i can put ur jokes onto my blog! all of u fat losers might want to read a little bit so that u can know how to spell! lol! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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what do you call a man with 2 dicks
Lucky
what do you call a man with no arms but can swim?
Cleverdick
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you:knock knock
other person:who’s there
you: my momma goes
other person:my momma goes who
you:no your momma goes blw-blw-blw-blw.
lol! i like this one.
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why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers.
because they can wash and resell there crack.
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0.K got one
knock knock
whos there?
boo who?
boo hoo stop crying!!
knock knock
whos there?
i’ll
i’ll who i’ll hit you
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here is a good one for you people!
There once was an elephant and a naked man. The elephant asked the man”how do you breath through such a small hole?”
i thought it was pretty funny!1 better than some of these other ones they suck!!
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yo momma so ugly she makes onion’s cry!;))
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u funny
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knock knock
whos there
who
who what
who owl owl
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These jokes are so damn stupid omg wow wow wow i’d rather watching static then read these damn jokes
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I got one:
Q. what do skeletons do for charity?
A. Sell rattle tickets.
Knock Knock
Whos there
ima
ima who?
Ima hump you
haha.
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lol these are really good jokes guys
i have 1
knock knock
whos there?
ilean
ilean who?
ilean while you push
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That’s a really good one ……keep manking good ones when u loose ur viginity u should say dat joke hahahhahah u”ll crak them up I’m telling u
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thease suk make som good 1s
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knock knck
who’s there
indect
indect who
fuck you to
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knock knock
whos there?
cows go!
cows go who?
cows dont go who they go moo
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i can’t stop laughing hahaha
best one so far
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knock knock,
whos there,
your mom
your mom who
seriously your mom now open the _____ door!!!
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hhhhaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haa
so funny i wet my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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knock knock.
who’s there?
boo.
boo who?
boo you. !!
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who wants to hear something funny
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hahahaaaaa iiiii there so not funny nerds
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