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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take...
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An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete...
An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor explains to God that he...
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son...
Cabbage always has a heart; Green beans string along.You're such a Tomato,Will you Peas to me belong?You've been the Apple of my eye,You know how much I care;So Lettuce get together,We'd make a perfect Pear.Now,...
- Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just taken my heart away! - Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!! - If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have...
Four-year-old Mitch loved candy almost as much as his mom Ann did. He and Daddy had given her a beautiful heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. A few days later Mitch was eyeing it,...
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