Posted on July 4th, 2009 in
Christmas Jokes
Frosty the cokehead was a crazed neurotic soul,
With a big glass pipe and a vial of crack,
And no sense of self control.
There must have been some poison in that last dime bag he got,
For when he took his first big hit he dropped dead on the spot.
Frosty the cokehead doesn’t worry anymore,
Cuz when all is said, and your cold and dead,
Then you never have to score.
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1 responses to Frosty the Cokehead Christmas Carol
that was so funny!!!!!!
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