Halloween Joke 1
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.

Halloween Joke 2
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

Halloween Joke 3
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!

Halloween Joke 4
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

Halloween Joke 5
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

Halloween Joke 6
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.

Halloween Joke 7
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Halloween Joke 8
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

Halloween Joke 9
Doctor, doctor, I m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Halloween Joke 10
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Halloween Joke 11
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost?” asked his friends. “No,” he replied, “I m an unmade bed.” Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed?” asked his friends. “No, I m an undercover agent,” he replied.

Halloween Joke 12
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

Halloween Joke 13
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?” The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or Tweat!” The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, “Go ahead honey say it just one more time.” Once again the little Angel looks up and says, “Twick or Tweat!” The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl’s Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, “Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!”

Halloween Joke 14
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

Halloween Joke 15
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

Halloween Joke 16
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friends No, I m an undercover agent”.

Halloween Joke 17
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for tick or tweet !

Halloween Joke 18
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.

Halloween Joke 19
What do fishermen say on Halloween? “Trick-or-trout!”

Halloween Joke 20
What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick-or-tweet!”

Halloween Joke 21
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?” Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”

Halloween Joke 22
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Halloween Joke 23
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!

Halloween Joke 24
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!

Halloween Joke 25
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

Halloween Joke 26
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

Halloween Joke 27
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

Halloween Joke 28
What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

Halloween Joke 29
What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

Halloween Joke 30
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

Halloween Joke 31
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

Halloween Joke 32
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Halloween Joke 33
Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They re used to people goblin them!

Halloween Joke 34
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

Halloween Joke 35
What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

Halloween Joke 36
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

Halloween Joke 37
Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light’s witch !

Halloween Joke 38
Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

Halloween Joke 39
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

Halloween Joke 40
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!