Funny Phrase 1
All men are idiots, I married their king.
Funny Phrase 2
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Funny Phrase 3
Don’t drink and drive, You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Funny Phrase 4
Hang up and drive.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Funny Phrase 6
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Funny Phrase 7
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Funny Phrase 8
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Funny Phrase 9
Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.
Funny Phrase 10
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Funny Phrase 11
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Funny Phrase 12
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Funny Phrase 13
Where there’s a will… I want to be on it.
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HEY LOOK UP IN THE SKY ITS A FLOCK OT TURTLES
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children in the dark cause acidents, acidents in the dark cause children.x
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life is like a dick when it gets hard fuck it.x
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Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
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sure, i mean i could TRY now but what would be the fun in that. its funnier to watch you shout
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