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A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens...
Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I...
The program manager couldn't grasp the idea of gathering requirements at the start of a project. "At a project kickoff meeting, which he had neglected to actually invite the customer to, we had a lot...
A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?""Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?""Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going...
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet. Read in full at Dino-road...
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test).2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you...
A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take your order, sir?" he asked."Well, I was wondering how you prepare your chickens." The man replied."Oh, it's nothing too...
Why did the chicken cross the road? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but...
An American report: We crossed chickens with cows. The new breed simultaneously produces milk, meat and eggs. Report from France: We crossed flies and bees. The hybrid flies over the trash fields and produces honey. Report from...
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