Posted on April 6th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?Student: Yes, Sir.Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
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