Posted on August 15th, 2007 in
Political Jokes,
Religious Jokes
President George W Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
President George W Bush approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you Moses.”
The man ignored President George W Bush and stared at the ceiling.
President George W Bush positioned himself more directly in the man’s view and asked again, “Aren’t you Moses”.
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
President George W Bush tugged at the man’s sleeve and asked once again, “Aren’t you Moses”.
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, “Yes I am”.
President George W Bush asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, “The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness”.
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