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LONGEVITYMarried men live longer than single men, butmarried men are a lot more willing to die.MEMORYAny married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.APPEARANCEMen wake up as...
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Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: "We want to get married . Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick...
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief wedding ceremony in front of the congregation. For the...
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A womanwill pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.2. A woman worries about the future until she gets ahusband. A...
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"The doctor raises both eyebrows,...
"Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team." --Jay Leno "The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have...
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old ... it's the thought that he's married to a grandmother. Read in full at Feeling Old...
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." Read in full at Pay up!...
A couple, who had been married for years, were making love. He asked, "Dear, am I hurting you?" "No," she replied. "But why do you ask?" "You moved," he said. Permalink Stale Mate...
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