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A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?""I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied....
A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.She said, "My last employer...
There was this international contest for the best life insurance policy. Bob Barker was the emcee: Contestant No. 1 (from an American firm): "I will insure your child from birth to death." Bob Barker smiles and says, "Let's hear...
"Hello, Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why....
Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.A man collided with a cow and completed the requested...
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.Bubba said, "Shingles."So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.Fifteen minutes later a...
- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.- They were too close to the door to close it.- The buck does funny things when...
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of...
Cowboy Joke 1 The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you re...
100 Funny Quotes Funny Quote 01 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Funny Quote 02 A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay - Demetri...
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