Posted on January 16th, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused
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