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Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and...
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work. Way up in heaven,...
Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I'm so proud of my son. He is a stock broker...
Space Joke 1 What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer ! Space Joke 2 What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !...
Sport Joke 1 Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground! Sport Joke 2 How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it! Sport Joke...
Marriage Joke 1 A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. What's up?...
Old Age Joke 1 Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll Old Age Joke 2 An elderly lady did her...
Heaven And Hell Joke 1 A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead"....
Religious Joke 1 A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They...
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