“Never trust a dog to watch your food.”-Patrick, age 10″When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ Don’t answer.”-Hannah, age 9Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.”-Michael, age 14″Stay away from prunes.”-Randy, age 9″Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.”-
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