- “What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, …. the pilot dies.”
- “Never trade luck for skill.”
- The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: “Why is it doing that?”, “Where are we?
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