Posted on October 17th, 2007 in
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This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up.”My skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and
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