An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?”Patient: “Well, let me have the bad news first.”Doctor: “You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.”Patient: “Oh no! That
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