The lil’ Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud,” she told the salesman. “Does that one have a good pedigree?”"Miss,” declared the clerk, “if she could speak, she wouldn’t talk to either one of us.”
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