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Yes, you’re right. The early bird does get the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese! Read in full at Early Bird...
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located...
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:1. Make sure the man is conscious.2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.3....
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"====While looking at a house, my...
- You wake up face down on the pavement.- You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor.- You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of your...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her...
Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I...
Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off...
Bird Joke 1 A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that...
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Iowa He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over...
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