- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.- “One ‘Oh Spit’ wipes out years of ‘Atta Boys’” are words to live by.- You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.- Appearance is more important than substance.- Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.-
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- You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"- Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.- When workers screw...
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential...
SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides...
- When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.- You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.- Your biggest loss...
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in...
