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When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked."Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit...
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and she was...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did...
1. They live here. You don't.2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.4. To you, it's an...
After delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets the kids ask a few questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, “How come you invaded Iraq without the support of...
On a visit to Chicago, I was eager to visit a posh department store about a dozen blocks from our hotel.My husband obligingly hailed a cab."The lady wants to go to Neiman Marcus," he told...
A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Each summer, he would invite friends to come to visit him.One summer he invited a lawyer...
A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.''May we see the new baby?" one asked."Not yet," said the mother. "I'll...
I was nearing the final stages of my college preparation to become an elementary school teacher. During my Junior Year we were required to visit several classrooms of varying grades to get a feel for...
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is...
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