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This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?''''Melons,'' the blonde replies.''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are,...
When John and Mary first got married John said, "I am a sex addict and I'm putting a box under the bed to help control my addiction. You must promise never to look in it." In...
Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside...
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three...
Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I...
I am not a believer in séances, but I went to one just to see what they are like. The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear.I assumed his merriment was...
A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you...
Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."9."This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that...
There was a certain bartender who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people's IQs. One night a man walked in and talked to him briefly and the bartender said, "Wow! You must...
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead...
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