The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is downA crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the
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Errors have occurred.We won't tell you where or why.Lazy programmers.Server's poor responseNot quick enough for browser.Timed out, plum blossom.Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall...
The Web site you seekcannot be located butcountless others existThree things are certain:Death, taxes, and lost data.Guess which has occurred.Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue...
No keyboard presentHit F1 to continueZen engineering?Hal, open the fileHal, open the darn file, HalOpen the file, please HalOut of memory.We wish to hold the...
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The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leaves...
