How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Permalink Harvard Graduate
Thousands of really hilarious jokes
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"The graduate with a...
The post graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The post graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The post graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will...
A college graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" A college graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" A college graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?" A college...
An American consultant was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the...
A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.As soon as the...
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will...
A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. To make the task less...
One day, a very attractive dumb blonde undergraduate visited the professor's office. The blonde under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc. Finally, the dumb blonde...
Spelling Joke 1 Please, ma''am! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma am. I've written the M already." Spelling Joke 2 ...
College Joke 1 An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?" "Well, let's see," replied...
Leave a reply to Harvard Graduate