Joke Published on April 15th, 2008 by Joker in Just Jokes
A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?”
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?”"No,” says the bum.
The man then asks, “If I give you a dollar, are
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