Joke Published on December 10th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes, Lawyer Jokes
An old man was a witness in a burglary case.
The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary”?
Yes, said Sam, I saw him plainly take the goods.
The lawyer asks Sam again, “Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?”
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