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A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:The lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?”The witness: “Yes, sir.”The lawyer: “How far away were you...
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial – a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She responded, “Why, yes, I...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case.The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?â€â€œYes,†said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.â€The lawyer asks Sam again,...
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"The witness stared out the window as...
A Columbia lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness when he stopped and said, “Your honor, a juror is asleep.”The Judge ruled, “You put him to sleep; YOU wake him up.” Read in...
Judi was sitting at the defendant table while the state trooper was being cross-examined on the witness stand. The lawyer asked, "When you stopped Judi, were your red and blue lights flashing?" "Yes, sir, they were." "Did the...
A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.During...
Judi was sitting at the defendant table while the state trooper was being cross-examined on the witness stand.The lawyer asked, "When you stopped Judi, were your red and blue lights flashing?""Yes, sir, they were.""Did the...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull...
Judge Joke 1 The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't...
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