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This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.When they...
A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"...
An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor explains to God that he...
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One day a Jerry, Perry, and Cletus were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If...
Some members of a health club were having their first meeting to discus weight loss. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine." Several...
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. “So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?” “None. I had a perfect marriage.” “Great,” says...
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in...
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in...
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