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A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from.So, he calls his parents via the operator,...
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A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom Salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and...
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them...
An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just...
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the...
Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer....
If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty, four wheel drive vehicles." "She did,"...
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?-...
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