Three men were waiting at Heaven’s Gate. St. Peter says, “Okay, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe.”
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he
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