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A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One little girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!" Read in full at For The Shape It's In......
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35-year-old....
Juan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the American hell and asks the receptionist. Juan: "What do you have here?" Receptionist: "First...
Juan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the American hell and asks the receptionist. Juan: "What do you have here?" Receptionist: "First...
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: How can...
>>Healthy Question: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? Healthy Answer: Your heart is good for only so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually....
A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a...
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary."Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that...
Easter Joke 1 What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York! Easter Joke 2 What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?...
Witch Joke 1 What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service. Witch Joke 2 Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always...
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