When a physician remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family.”"Your mother’s side or your father’s?” I asked.”Neither,” he replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.”"Oh, come now,” I said. “How could your wife’s
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