Thousands of really hilarious jokes
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:This fire help. Me GroogMe Lorto. Help. Fire not work.You have flint and...
- Word processors never display a cursor.- You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.- All monitors display inch-high letters.- High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some...
- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.- You call your son's beeper to let him...
- When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"- When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR,...
* All great discoveries are made by mistake.* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have...
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift.One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?""Just use copier...
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. There, he deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding...
- When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.- When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection...
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought...
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.Patron: No,...
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