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1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.2. If it's really a "rush job", run in and interrupt...
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the vernacular.4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.6. Remember to never split an infinitive.7....
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor a few weeks before Christmas. She gets into the tattooists chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two Christmas tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I...
For a holiday, an Irishman decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just as they neared the top, the men were caught in...
A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the...
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service...
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Funny Camping Tip 1 A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes. Funny Camping Tip 2...
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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"The doctor raises both eyebrows,...
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