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After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: "Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework. The cat...
Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one.The following day, Suzy raises her hand first and...
Zodiac Joke 1 Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh? Zodiac Joke 2 Q: How many...
School Joke 1 Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect! School Joke 2 Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect...
Internet Joke 1 What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist. Internet Joke 2 Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly...
Ghost Joke 1 How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars. Ghost Joke 2 What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your...
100 Funny Quotes Funny Quote 01 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Funny Quote 02 A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay - Demetri...
Elephant Joke 1 Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns. Elephant Joke 2 We re going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at...
Some of these are hilarious, a must read. AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up...
Food Joke 1 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, What's SHAKING! Food Joke 2 One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As...
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