Posted on June 1st, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.Their mother seeing the opportunity for a moral lesson, said, “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’”Kevin
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