“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. “I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.”"Goes in both ears and out the other?” asked the puzzled teacher. “But you only have two ears.”"You see, sir? I’m no good at math, either.”
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