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A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife. "See if they fit." "They don't.""Now you see who will wear the pants in...
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"The girl replied, "I want...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Stevie, wanna play house?"He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"The girl replies,...
An Irishman went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the...
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.'' He...
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW...
Returning home from work, Jamie was shocked to find that the house had been ransacked and burglarized. After telephoning the police, the dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was...
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!""Whoah, what the happened to him?""Well he was on his way over to my house the...
My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep.Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked loudly,...
My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple and the problem was quickly resolved.On leaving, I was admiring the...
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