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One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," she replied. "What...
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." Here is...
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. - An applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. - An applicant wore...
The junior officers challenged the senior officers at an Air Force Base in North Caroline to see who would donate the most blood.After trying several times to locate a vein in the left arm of...
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,...
Ghost Joke 1 How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars. Ghost Joke 2 What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your...
Men Joke 1 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked...
After making a comment on the Barack Obama Jokes page basically about how great it is to be able to poke fun at presidents because we live in safe countries, I realised I can also...
Various Animal Joke 1 What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! Various Animal Joke 2 What animal do you look like when you get into the...
Heaven And Hell Joke 1 A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead"....
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