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- Real users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.- Real users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn't deliver it.-...
A guy has one arm and decides he doesn't want to go on with life, not being able to do the things other guys can do with two arms. So, he goes up to the...
God is like A Ford: He's got a better idea. God is like Alberto Vo-5: He holds through all kinds of weather. God is like Alka-Seltzer: Try him, you'll like Him God is like Allstate: You're in good...
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:In those...
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:Most people...
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What two things in the air can make a women pregnant? Her feet! Permalink Two Things In The Air...
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!- If you needed a break from life, click on...
10. There are about 10 types of capacitors.9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it doesn't work.8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.7. Anything practical you learn will...
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. I think the...
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