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- Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh No!!!" and then hang up.- Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment...
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I...
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If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been...
"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk man."Sorry sir," replies the bartender. "I have to cut you off.""Just gimme another drink.""O.K. I''ll make a deal with you. I''ll give you another drink and call...
A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. "What''s the deal?" the bartender asks. The duck says, "It''s opposite day."...
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help. He said, "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to...
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody-- it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden...
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail...
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