Posted on December 26th, 2006 in
Adult Jokes,
Animal Jokes
There is a Bar in Calumpang who have has a Horse and they have a contest of it. Whoever will make the horse laugh will win P5,000 and free drinks.
So a man from Manila comes in and the Bartender looks at him and he ask for a beer and he ask the Bartender about the contest.
The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win P5,000 and free beer on the house.
So this guy whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!!
EEEEEEeeeeeeehhhh!!!
He takes the P5,000 from the Bartender, drinks a lot of beer.
As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The guy replies” Of course this is easier money than my career.”
So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:
Whoever makes the Horse cry will win P10,000 and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let me see you win this one.”
The guy approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.
When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?”
The guy lights a cigarette and says,” Easy the first time, I told the Horse that my penis is larger than his, the second time I showed him “.
Related posts to How to make a horse laugh and cry joke
Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper.
The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it...
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer....
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave...
A mother, visiting a department store, took her son to the toy department. Spying a gigantic rocking horse the boy climbed up on it and rocked back and forth for almost an hour."Come on, Son,"...
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC.A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought...
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks,...
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to...
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd...
A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into the private room the doctor says tothe patient, "What seems to be the problem?" The patient answers, "You have to promise not to...
3 responses to How to make a horse laugh and cry joke
that shit was damn funny as hell!!!!!
Like or Dislike Jokes Comment:
0 
0 (0)
really funny
Like or Dislike Jokes Comment:
0 
0 (0)
thats prety funny
Like or Dislike Jokes Comment:
0 
0 (0)
Leave a reply to How to make a horse laugh and cry joke